Thursday, March 18, 2010

New Poll Shows Apathy Toward Washington

Recent Poll Confirms: Both Parties Full of Shit

A recent Kaelin Institute Poll confirms what many of us have been thinking for years and may create now shockwaves through Washington. The poll, conducted over the course of the last two weeks, which covered almost 10,000 Americans from 25 states, had conclusive results. Of the respondents, about 30% considered themselves conservatives, while another 24% considered themselves liberal. No party affiliations were mentioned.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Some Clarification

Posted By: The Belligerent Liberal

3/1/2010

Just to set the record straight, since this is a brand new blog, I wanted to make it clear to our readers that the Ragin' Righty and I our not enemies.  We don't dislike each other at all.  In fact, we're great friends that go back a long way - we simply have a few differences in political opinion.

Desire for Accountability in Local Politics

Library Accused of Political Favors
Central Planning Comes to Local Library

The town of Arcdale, Missouri, just on the outskirts of Kansas City, has made waves again this week after two residents complained adamantly about conditions at the town’s main library.

Friday, February 26, 2010

White House Announces Unique Budget Reducing Initiative

Reaction to yesterday’s Health Care Summit was mixed, and has drawn the usual partisan responses from both sides.

More Study Needed To Determine Link Between Curling, Driving Skills

Posted by: Alrek Larsen - PP Vancouver Bureau Chief

As the 2010 Winter Olympics are now in full swing, some noticeable trends have started to take shape. The American Olympic team has medaled for the first time in a number of events, including Nordic Combined, and has amassed 8 total medals in Alpine skiing thus far. The Vancouver games have left us on the edge of our seats and made us expect the unexpected.

Amongst the biggest surprises has been the performance of the Chinese and Japanese Women’s Curling teams. In what has historically been a notoriously euro-centric sport, these two countries have taken the next step.

Both the Chinese and Japanese women defeated the United States, and the Chinese are headed to the semi-finals. Tangentially, have you seen the Russian women curlers?! How hot is that chick on the right?

One amazing takeaway is that, in fact, the US, Ireland nor Germany leads the world in every sport you can perform at an Olympic level while actively consuming beer. Equally astounding is the idea that the Chinese and Japanese women could be so outstanding at curling, yet still drive like absolute fucking morons.

Not surprisingly, researchers have already begun studying this phenomenon with interesting results. A Kaelin Institute study observing driving patterns in 12 US cities has found that Asian women typically drive at the identical speed of the average curling rock.

Making this argument much more compelling is the recent performance of the South Korean short track speed skaters who were involved in a much less surprising high speed crash, despite their obstacle free position on the track.

National Traffic Safety Board spokesman William Durnquist likens it to something we are all much more familiar with. “Its like being stopped at a green light behind a 2001 Nissan Sentra. Curling’s frequent stops, starts and needlessly complicated rules correlate directly with the typical Asian woman’s inability to make a right on red.”

What makes this such an anomaly is the precise knowledge of angles, cause and effect, and precision planning which goes into being a world class curler. How could this be found in the same DNA as a people who historically can not get a Toyota Tercel to accelerate over 20 mph even with a faulty drivers side floor mat.

Stay tuned to PedanticPolitics for further updates as more studies are released in regards to the Asian curling dominance over the notoriously better driving nations like the United States, Great Britian and Russia.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

In Regards to Your Thoughts on the Filibuster...the Democrats Should Go Nuclear Now

Posted By: The Belligerent Liberal

2/25/2010

Earlier today, Mr. Righty, you called me a douchebag in response to my piece about John "Boner" Boehner.  Fair enough, although, I do prefer to think of my self as a giant asshole rather than a douchebag, but to each his own.

White House Releases New Study

White House Disclosure: We Are Smarter Than You

Regarding Your Previous Post on John Boehner...

Posted By: The Ragin' Righty

2/25/2010

You're a duchebag...

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Jon Stewart on "Woodstock for The Right"

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John Boehner Looking for the Right Length on Health Care Reform

Let's begin today's post with a clip:



That's House Minority Leader, John Boehner (R-Ohio/The Biggest Asshole in America) a few months ago trashing the Democratic plan for health care reform because it's too long. No, he didn't make the case that there weren't any great ideas in it, or that it was too costly, or that it wouldn't work - just that it was too damn long.

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